You asked for it

I'm all about giving you, the People, what you want, and apparently you want photos. As per your requests, you will find some photos of my new furniture and young Simon, in all his glory. Please forgive the poor quality of these photos -- I've yet to hunt down new batteries for the digital camera and instead had to use my phone.

Black, white and adorable on the Futon of Despair:

Lounging on his ironing board:

Shiny new sofa:

"This will do."

Handy chest of drawers, masterfully assembled by a manfriend while I -- I kid you not -- sat primly on the couch drinking wine and filing my nails. It was AWESOME:

More precious couch time with Sarge:

"Muuurh."