Fastest thumbs in the West

Did you know that people actually compete at text-messaging? It's true:

"The phrase used for purposes of professional, competition texting is: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

Wow. I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not.