Headline Conventions That Tire Me

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• On The Eve Of Such-And-Such, Such-And-Such
• It's The [Noun], Stupid
• Meet The So-And-So Who's Doing Such-And-Such
• Wait, Did So-And-So Just Such-And-Such?
• So-And-So Just Such-And-Suched!
• Such-And-Such Raises Fears Of Such-And-Such
• This, That Or The Other Is A Game-Changer
• This Thing, That Thing And Another Thing
• Something, Something And Something. Oh My!
• Any Headline That Employs Unnecessary Punctuation. Period.
• Yes, Virginia, There Is A Such-And-Such
• No, Blah-Blah Isn't Such-And-Such
• Yes, Blah-Blah Is Such-And-Such
• I'm Too Lazy To Distill My Story's Main Point Into A Real Headline So I'm Just Going To Write A Complete Sentence Instead

I'll update this list as ire dictates and time allows.