They are all winners in my book

When I proposed this group project, I had a feeling you, dear readers, would be up to the challenge. I was not wrong.

I know I said I'd rank your entries, but frankly, they're all so damned hilarious I can't possibly pick a winner.

The perpetually awesome BTS scored big points with "Mama Told Me Not to Come" and Broadway classic "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair."

Dennis came through big time with "Man in a Box" and "Norwegian Wood" -- oh Dennis, how I miss you and your facility with the official dictionary of The Associated Press.

Katydid's "I Want It That Way" and mxs's "Back Door Santa" are also strong additions to the list.

And Erin, sweet Erin. When you take your seat on the Supreme Court, I hope you will look back on your contributions to this endeavor with pride. "It's Growing," "Done Too Soon" -- these are indeed the products of a great legal mind.

I cannot narrow this esteemed collection to a mere 10. And so, I give you the Top 40 Ostensibly Unintentionally Dirty-Sounding Song Titles or Lyrics

1. "I Would Do Anything for Love" -- Meat Loaf
2. "December" -- Collective Soul
3. "Way Down in the Hole" -- Tom Waits
4. "Bouncing Round the Room" -- Phish
5. "Come on Eileen" -- Dexy's Midnight Runners
6. "Mama Told Me Not to Come" -- Three Dog Night
7. "Angry Johnny" -- Poe
8. "Walk this World" -- Heather Nova
9. "I Want it That Way" -- The Backstreet Boys
10. "Beat It" -- Michael Jackson
11. "Eat It" -- Weird Al
12. "Come Together" -- The Beatles
13. "Ticket to Ride" -- The Beatles
14. "Fixing a Hole" -- The Beatles
15. "Monty Got a Raw Deal" -- REM
16. "Here Comes Santa Claus" -- Gene Autry
17. "Into the Great Wide Open" -- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
18. "Don't Come Around Here No More" -- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
19. "Don't Do Me Like That" -- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
20. "It's So Long, Marianne" -- Leonard Cohen
21. "In Through the Out Door" -- Pink Floyd
22. "Hurting Each Other" -- The Carpenters
23. "Done Too Soon" -- Neil Diamond
24. "It's Growing" -- Otis Redding
25. "Manhole" -- Ani Difranco
26. "Not So Soft" -- Ani Difranco
27. "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" -- Elton John
28. "In Through the Out Door" -- Led Zeppelin
29. "It's Hard" -- The Who
30. "Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy" -- The Who
31. "Back Door Santa" -- Bon Jovi
32. "The Lemon Song" -- Led Zeppelin
33. "Love Train" -- The O'Jays
34. Big Ten Inch (Record) -- Aerosmith
35. "Norwegian Wood" -- The Beatles
36. "Would?" -- Alice in Chains
37. "Anthem" -- Leonard Cohen
38. "Man in a Box" -- Alice in Chains
39. "Blow the Man Down" -- traditional
40. "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" -- from South Pacific

I thank you for your efforts here. Nay, America thanks you.