The unwelcome mat

I found this article pretty entertaining, though I must admit I read it with a twinge of unease. Clearly I'm not a hipster (look closely, and you'll see that term contains the word "hip") but I have recently descended upon New York. And I have considered moving out to Greenpoint at one time or another. ...

However, I own only one funny T-shirt, and that T-shirt was a gift. A fracking awesome gift, I might add.