Note to self

Most of you who've hung out with me for any period of time know I can be a babbler. I know this about myself, and generally I've learned to accept it as one of my many imperfections. However, every so often I say something so spectacularly inane it manages to amaze even me. I had one such moment recently and am mortified enough to implement an addendum to my list of New Year's resolutions: Let at least 10 seconds lapse between Thought and Speech (30 seconds to 1 minute when alcohol is involved).