The deed is done

As per contest-winner Dave's request, I've painted my toenails an interesting opaque white (White On is the name on the bottle):

Dave, I hate to break it to you, but my feet look not one bit tanner as a result. Also, I hope you guys appreciate how embarrassed I am by the condition of my feet right now. I've had a few ... incidents lately. Still, fair is fair, and Dave earned this moment in cyberspace. Just consider yourselves blessed I didn't photograph the right left foot.