All would be Lost

Let it be noted that Rock and Roll Grammarian deeply disapproves of any romantic relationship between Jack and Juliet.

Rock and Roll Grammarian feels Jack needs to grow a pair and apologize to Kate for keeping her at arm's length for so long (for that, readers, is a big reason their romance fizzled in the first place. That, and Sawyer is far hotter. And look how cute they are together!). He must then fight very, very hard to win her back, because that is what real men do. I'm not keen on him succeeding in this endeavor, because he's a bit of a wanker, but I want very much to see him try.

Rock and Roll Grammarian would like to stress that she has nothing against Juliet. In fact, she thinks she's rather a badass, a badass who can do much better than Jack. Juliet and Jack may be matched intellectually, but she appears to be kinder and far more interesting. Perhaps she and the Scotsman might get along well? Or perhaps Hurley, whom Rock and Roll Grammarian adores? Or maybe she and Kate could discover they have feelings for each other! Yes! That's what should happen. It certainly would keep the ratings high.

Thank you for your attention. That is all.

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