Women and children first!

Due to crapulent weather and a related lack of motivation to do anything of note, I've spent an alarming amount of time in my robe the last couple of days. This got me to thinking about Godzilla movies and the like. I think someone should make a new movie: Slothra.

Ideally, the villain in this movie would be a giant three-toed sloth that slowly makes its way across the city, pausing to rest atop buildings and crushing any inhabitants who somehow didn't manage to flee in time.

Of course, a bespectacled, robe-clad woman in her early 30's would do in a pinch.