We've hit a snag

As mentioned in a previous post, I've resolved to wear my good clothes (including skirts) more often. I was excited about this resolution ... until I dared to try on said good clothes.

(At this point, allow me to remind you of this.)

Well, frack. It seems my good clothes no longer fit. My newly purchased skinny clothes and even the good clothes that once were a tad too tight for comfort now hang from my body, clownlike. It's an outrage!

I will now be forced to engage in one of my absolute least favorite activities: shopping. Sigh. Pray for me.