That which doesn't kill us ...

Attention, everyone:

It's true. The new Grammarian is in fact roughly 25 percent lighter now that Nature and Fate have had their way with her. What Nature and Fate didn't realize, of course, is that they merely obliterated the weakest 25 percent. An attempt to excise one of my internal organs -- using dirty instruments and no anesthesia -- was only partially successful. Experts marvel at this particular organ's regenerative properties.