I'll be here all week

So, before work today a joke came to me, like a vision. It's already elicited laughter in up to two people at work, and now, readers, I'm sharing it with you.

What did the investigator say when he learned the master jewel thief had swallowed the Hope Diamond?

(Pause)

"I didn't know you had it in you."

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