A toast

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Auntie ADoD's birthday (or it was yesterday -- please forgive me, ADoD). I like ADoD's birthday for a couple of reasons. In addition to it being the day this amazing woman and true friend was born, it also marks the beginning of the seven-month period in which our ages are but a year apart numerically. This pleases me.

ADoD, tonight I will raise my Calf-Fry coozie (actually, it's your Calf-Fry coozie) in your honor. You're the best. I love you.