OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!

The degree of awesomeness of this computer CANNOT BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS.

I've been listening to all of my music (which sounds so much better on this than I could have dreamed) and geeking out lo these last few hours, as evidenced here:

Someone may resent his mommy and her INFERNAL MACHINE:

It may take me weeks, weeks to tap into all of the awesome tools this thing offers. I may not sleep until May!

Seriously, guys. SO MUCH FUN. I suggest you all go out and get one.