Whey cool

I just saw a link to this story on a Web site run by some truly extraordinary and wonderful people, people who make me laugh both with their brilliant senses of humor and their generosity in the way of supplying me with funny DVDs. You know, maybe I should take a cue from this newspaper publisher -- whom I'm sure I can trust because he worked in the media, and everyone knows people who work in the media are the awesomest people ever on the whole, entire planet -- and start my own cheese factory. I do like the idea of owning my own company, and I do very, very much love cheese. So maybe I should move to Massachusetts and buy a farm and some vats and stuff. Sounds delightful!