Waste not, want not

I just made the most exciting purchase.

Something about personal-sized appliances -- personal-sized anything, actually -- really appeals to me. Neither too large nor too small, they prevent something I abhor: waste.

To go along with my handy new blender, I bought a bottle of one of the many blender-ready adult beverages available on the mass market. I've blended up a nice, moderate amount of slushy goodness, and I didn't even have to pour it into a separate glass! Oh no, my friends, for this clever little device is completely self-contained and comes with a special lid with a little hole through which to drink. It's like a sippy cup, only with booze instead of water or juice!

And now I'm off to continue my Harry Potter movie marathon. Cheers.

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