Six truths

The past few days have taught me a few things, namely:

• When it comes to skeeball and pool, luck is a fine substitute for talent.

• When it comes to surviving a night of work, Red Bull is a fine substitute for sleep.

• Dallas is beautiful at night.

• The outside of my fridge inspires people to say things like, "You have a very fine fridge."

• I like looking at men in yellow jumpsuits.

• Something may have "bounce" in its name, but that, alas, can be woefully misleading.