Battle Mew of the Republic

Fellow copy editor Ted brought this to my attention. Yes, readers, it's kitten warfare. After voting for a kitten by clicking on his or her photo (you can also hit "refresh" to declare a draw), look to the left side of the page. It will tell you how many other witnesses agreed with you. From there, you can click on the combatants' photos to see their stats. Greatness.

On a related note, look here to see what these brave young warriors will become after months and years of training.