Spring break by the numbers

Here's a partial recap of my week of blissful freedom:

• Miles walked: 15-20
• Parks visited: 2
• Friendly Oklahomans met, excluding friends and family: 3 (two on my trip to the Arbuckles and one at a gas station in Arlington, Texas)
• Seal rallies attended: 1
• Minutes spent fretting about work: roughly 30 (a vast improvement, by the way)
• Pieces of beef jerky consumed: 0
• Alcoholic beverages consumed: countless
• Books read: 0, sadly enough
• Dinners with ex-boyfriends: 2
• Closets cleaned and reorganized: 1
• Acoustic versions of the Human League's "Don't You Want Me" sung: 1
• Abortive attempts at cooking with tofu: 4
• Professional actors met: 1
• Line graphs created: 1
• Hugs from strangers: 1
• Bowling games lost: 2
• Spirit-rejuvenating conversations with kick-ass long-lost friends: 2

All in all, it's been a damned good week.